1.

Don’t be a dick.

2.

Only original work will be published. It may have been/be published elsewhere too.

3.

Whilst Ozymandeus maintains a light/no-touch editorial policy, in the interests of the diversity of contributions/contributors the publication of submissions may be delayed or deferred.

4.

Pieces should be no longer than 10,000 words (ish). There is no minimum word length.

5.

Pieces deemed to promote a particular good or service for commercial gain will not be published.

6.

Please select one or two pieces for submission initially. “Here is loads of stuff I’ve written, I hope you like it” makes the editor’s life difficult.

7.

Gratuitous violence, sexism, racism, homophobia, etc will not be published. See point 1.